tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83029763350319611812024-02-19T08:18:55.046-08:00My Movie SpotAn in-depth weblog of my movie-related experiences.Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.comBlogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-14569595381185774432009-09-07T11:23:00.000-07:002009-09-07T11:41:40.475-07:00Movie Journal: X2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc1rXznHzw8pAnmXr7z8Hj-1DlYF6a-TNMW15IByU-D7ycspk3hL87qDKafAoYe-rzU-oD72gRnFnboC6C06MWjzazHUfLHSlJcksMWE0UsH5k1KO8R4n4JcmJQ8raCkoGI6Zp3stzx3A/s1600-h/XMEN+UNITEDLG.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc1rXznHzw8pAnmXr7z8Hj-1DlYF6a-TNMW15IByU-D7ycspk3hL87qDKafAoYe-rzU-oD72gRnFnboC6C06MWjzazHUfLHSlJcksMWE0UsH5k1KO8R4n4JcmJQ8raCkoGI6Zp3stzx3A/s400/XMEN+UNITEDLG.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378793322000015490" border="0" /></a>Plot Synopsis:The X-Men band together to find a mutant assassin who has made an attempt on the President's life, while the Mutant Academy is attacked by military forces.<br /><br />The first and second times I saw this movie were a few years ago. Seeing it again now, I remember just how much I really liked it. In fact, I enjoyed it even more this time. Why? Because I've seen a lot of action films since then and I've realized one thing: there are many films with intense, plot-driven action, and there are many films with cool, over-the-top, visually striking action. But it's very rare that a film has both: intense, plot-driven action that is also cool, over-the-top, and visually striking. X2 is one of these rare instances.<br /><br />X2 is not only one of my all-time favorite superhero flicks, it's also a personal favorite action film of mine. It's also one of my very favorite sequels. Despite some of it's subtle flaws, it's probably one of the best times I'm ever going to have with a crazy, wild action flick, The Matrix notwithstanding.Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-43986535436172388072009-08-31T17:39:00.001-07:002009-09-01T15:06:20.355-07:00Movie Journal: Prince CaspianI remembering reviewing this film when it was released in theaters. I was in a good mood, and there were aspects of the film that(at the time) I preferred over The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe. I rated the film an 8 out of 10, which was essentially stating that it was a "great film". I was wrong.<br /><br />Why? Well, for many reasons. The new Prince Caspian film has some serious problems, one of the most prominent being the failure to establish a sense of danger and dread. Consider the fact that the very first scene in the original Chronicles of Narnia dropped us right into the middle of a bombing run. People were dying, and if the Pevensie family didn't move fast, they were going to die too. What better a way to establish conflict? Intense scenes like those helped make up for the film's obvious visual misinterpretations of the story in terms of the action.<br /><br />In contrast, Prince Caspian does not have any bombing runs or crashing waterfalls. Just more of the same, kid-friendly conflict. Only this time, it was cheesier. To tell the truth, I don't think the first film ever really established that the Pevensie kids were really capable of the majority of the violence they inflict in the Prince Caspian film, and that's only part of the problem.<br /><br />I would again submit that the creators' kid-friendly approach to the action is very unrepresentative of C.S. Lewis' stories. Sure, his books weren't explicit in terms of violence in a sense. But Lewis does mention that it takes place. Having said that, I find the complete and utter lack of true violence simply castrating in terms of the story, not to mention silly and unbelievable. The Chronicles Of Narnia should not be treated with any less authenticity than the Lord Of The Rings series.Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-70423368808194187292009-08-01T09:13:00.000-07:002009-08-01T10:58:11.124-07:00Movie Journal: Happy Gilmore<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ4oPJh9PMLMZ2E56PRWTS2dIcdxhdpJgrATRsJKl7_0LqtTQtOB7h6eUfvq2rtDpGjfSwcSJeXEnAXxFzfF_1Tf7onZdzR0U-7fCmf79vTP5-UGyM7KRhGpW3hnUCnG7HZCrHSawetv8/s1600-h/happy_gilmore.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ4oPJh9PMLMZ2E56PRWTS2dIcdxhdpJgrATRsJKl7_0LqtTQtOB7h6eUfvq2rtDpGjfSwcSJeXEnAXxFzfF_1Tf7onZdzR0U-7fCmf79vTP5-UGyM7KRhGpW3hnUCnG7HZCrHSawetv8/s400/happy_gilmore.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365049149142588786" border="0" /></a>Happy Gilmore is a sports comedy about a pro hockey player wannabe who's grandmother's house is repossessed by the IRS. By sheer chance he discovers he has something of a talent for the game of golf. Being in need of funds for the sake of his grandma, he manages to join a local tournament, after which he is admitted into the pro tour.<br /><br />Now, from that brief description of the first act, one may be lead to believe that Happy Gilmore is quite typical and standard. But that's quite far from the truth. One thing I really find amazing about the film is, no matter how good at golf Gilmore gets, the plotline still finds ways to retain his status as the story's underdog. It's a sports tale that is less about the main character's constantly pushing himself physically, and more about the calming of his inner conflicts and the harnessing of his emotions. Hence the complete lack of any training montages; the kind that have, quite frankly, plagued the genre for years.<br /><br />It's really hard not to be impressed by the film's...well, simply bizarre sense of humor. If you just take a few steps back, the whole premise is entirely absurd. And just when you think things are starting to become normal and make sense, there's always that over-the-top twist that never fails to leave you speechless. The utterly incredible final twist of the film's third act is a testament to this.<br /><br />While it's true that there are a couple major flaws in the plot, they barely register in the first viewing, whereas the sly wit of the jokes get better every time. While it's certainly not perfect, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the very best sports comedy yet produced.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:courier new;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">9 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-40050068244791781732009-07-31T13:49:00.001-07:002009-07-31T13:49:48.720-07:00Tron Legacy Teaser Trailer<object width="450" height="239"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/12677"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/12677" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="239" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-63770012944048583242009-07-27T11:48:00.000-07:002009-07-28T20:03:50.006-07:00Movie Journal: Kung Fu Panda<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWQFXbNKvXEANS6T1in7lHlJ8l2z2YTswvEimbt1gHmpOoSQgIo_toHYlWXkn8MdWJY_EOm5C_l7UDTENc7E4INpLM5ghrCjpXYW9YcD8OfI2U8m4n31SrCQsbgiiyvNdvNJNdHTqBJ-0/s1600-h/kung_fu_panda.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWQFXbNKvXEANS6T1in7lHlJ8l2z2YTswvEimbt1gHmpOoSQgIo_toHYlWXkn8MdWJY_EOm5C_l7UDTENc7E4INpLM5ghrCjpXYW9YcD8OfI2U8m4n31SrCQsbgiiyvNdvNJNdHTqBJ-0/s400/kung_fu_panda.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363712422583566130" border="0" /></a>To tell the truth, I initially had every suspicion that this film was all anime spoofs and fart jokes. Turns out, not only is there not a single fart joke, but anime spoofs are kept at a chill minimum. It also turns out that the film's goofy slapstick and quirky humor have somehow managed to compliment the dark and epic themes of the backstory. Who knew?<br /><br />I didn't, so that was a pleasant surprise. Featuring a great action-oriented plot that stays fresh from beginning to end, Kung Fu Panda is one of the first recent CG animated films I've seen in a while that has truly impressed me.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">8 out 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-13402900684502145972009-07-27T11:08:00.000-07:002009-07-27T11:47:30.029-07:00Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Review<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOfYKR5-BnpzBsvgsCU3E1Ak3bwBCg6A9qa7iMYwn_5laMUJ_wxVbpJaO8oOwvLD9yj3EJk6gqIaTAWD0A0V5mPF_t2llMxjNuW-8hmg34Caf7SRiwyeztO8hlXBN4i1fpHX0AgjpJU_o/s1600-h/harry_potter_and_the_half_blood_prince_ver3_xlg.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOfYKR5-BnpzBsvgsCU3E1Ak3bwBCg6A9qa7iMYwn_5laMUJ_wxVbpJaO8oOwvLD9yj3EJk6gqIaTAWD0A0V5mPF_t2llMxjNuW-8hmg34Caf7SRiwyeztO8hlXBN4i1fpHX0AgjpJU_o/s400/harry_potter_and_the_half_blood_prince_ver3_xlg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363212504328855250" border="0" /></a>Right from the opening shot, I knew I was going to love this movie. It had this strange sense of genuine visual and emotional focus that all past films in the series have essentially lacked. Plus, it just knew how to do something every past installment lacked the guts for: the altering of the book's original storyline, if ever so slight.<br /><br />Some may be thinking, "Isn't it bad enough that they can only adapt so much of the essential pieces of storyline in the book, but now they are altering some of the story's events completely?" But I wouldn't say that at all. While it's true that you are not going to find nearly the amount of material the book has in the film, it's really impressive how they've been able to fit all the paramount bits of storyline together as a cohesive whole within the two hours or so that the film runs. In addition, by altering some of the events, or rather the context in which they happen, certain aspects of the story have become much more cool and epic in feel. This is the very first Harry Potter film for which I can honestly say that I did, in many ways, greatly prefer it to the book.<br /><br />Yes, you heard me right. There are some ways in which Harry Potter 6 is, in fact, better than the book. Even definitive.<br /><br />Now, I know that the creators have taken a great risk, and that there are just as many praising this movie as accusing it of being unfaithful trash. I, for one, shall stand up for the fact that this film is, in fact, the greatest Harry Potter film yet.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">9 out 10</span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-33582803176508206252009-07-26T19:27:00.001-07:002009-07-26T19:37:53.460-07:00Movie Journal: The Rock<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-VYyV9OYtXqreQ-1JyRxhUrHlIpkPEt4YbJmLcyv4z428HvM-hCan_SNhkfp3Kswjq4SkMgTueHwwLlSz5sSGldWUJajkeuDMEBzEo1luLcnm859OM708X7dhaPj_82L5c0EA9aNGA8A/s1600-h/The+Rock+poster+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-VYyV9OYtXqreQ-1JyRxhUrHlIpkPEt4YbJmLcyv4z428HvM-hCan_SNhkfp3Kswjq4SkMgTueHwwLlSz5sSGldWUJajkeuDMEBzEo1luLcnm859OM708X7dhaPj_82L5c0EA9aNGA8A/s400/The+Rock+poster+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362963214981681458" border="0" /></a>The Rock is a film that has managed to surprise me on more than a few levels. The plot is engaging, the characters fascinating, and the action truly intense. For better or for worse.<br /><br />My quarrel with the action in the film hasn't so much to do with it's intensity so much as there being just so darn much of it. For a greater part of the film I underwent an experience rather like that of having a variety of good yet filling treats being shoved into my mouth, often faster than I could properly chew.<br /><br />Another issue the film seemed to have is that of the musical score, which happens to be, for the most part, very obnoxious. Maybe one of the reasons it was so much so was because of the fact that it never failed to adjoin the action sequences, of which there were undeniably many. In other words, the music rather got old, rather fast.<br /><br />On the flip side, it is overall, a very intelligent story that sets out to bring to the viewers mind some very important issues that the leaders of every nation must at some point face. The Rock isn't so much a bad movie as an imperfect one.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">7 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-71391124123207208852009-07-25T10:32:00.000-07:002009-07-25T10:33:22.180-07:00Alice In Wonderland Trailer<object width="450" height="293"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/12574"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/12574" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="293" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br /><br />Well, this is just cool. Ladies and gentleman, Burton is back.Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-53000170325455992832009-07-23T10:40:00.001-07:002009-07-23T10:40:49.977-07:00New G.I. Joe Clip<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xTNFOo-wFNQ&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xTNFOo-wFNQ&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I remain interested in this movie, even though I know it will very likely fall very short of people's expectations.Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-5412283456973655132009-07-23T10:19:00.000-07:002009-07-23T14:52:18.183-07:00Movie Journal: Contact<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxXSJje9D6wRjtRPT-XInNRpc5Y44jPMXmmImYtpKuQfYwWxGahuS_KG_2EGQPlQPFrVXCSzgbsMH4CEV5dd1CcCQyTHeC-ByyZ2N1WGkAWuY2e6-tjXk1PhzbkSa0FxldSDvFB1uQ6nQ/s1600-h/Jodie+Foster-+Contact.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 374px; height: 370px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxXSJje9D6wRjtRPT-XInNRpc5Y44jPMXmmImYtpKuQfYwWxGahuS_KG_2EGQPlQPFrVXCSzgbsMH4CEV5dd1CcCQyTHeC-ByyZ2N1WGkAWuY2e6-tjXk1PhzbkSa0FxldSDvFB1uQ6nQ/s400/Jodie+Foster-+Contact.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361710221885249474" border="0" /></a>There's really not much more to say than that this film is utter, undeniable genius. Starring Jodie Foster and Matthew McConaughey, Contact tells the story of a woman who has been searching for signs of extraterrestrial life for years, in the hopes of learning more about the true meaning behind life and her purpose in this universe.<br /><br />Though there are aspects of the film's concepts that I don't entirely approve of, it's one of the most inspiring stories I have ever seen all the same. See it at any cost, because movies only get so much more powerful than this.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">9 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-75242096340872468172009-07-23T09:35:00.001-07:002009-07-23T09:35:41.638-07:00Movie Journal: Pineapple Express<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCK1Smv2aPe1BjTFdau5yN8dXsxNC3zNDx4PODCif-B5OtFUzKzVW9NxEevVnMKYnSF8uY3qVIgAXVt2N2NAiA2KfNJjN2Ar33B2kqGyOpTXZwLUbTqJDfyQ849K52yfUZvfvMeXLNM1Q/s1600-h/PineappleExpress.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCK1Smv2aPe1BjTFdau5yN8dXsxNC3zNDx4PODCif-B5OtFUzKzVW9NxEevVnMKYnSF8uY3qVIgAXVt2N2NAiA2KfNJjN2Ar33B2kqGyOpTXZwLUbTqJDfyQ849K52yfUZvfvMeXLNM1Q/s400/PineappleExpress.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361515821226102786" border="0" /></a>Pineapple Express isn't a bad movie, per se. It's just that it's not a particularly fulfilling one. While many of the film's scenes are sheer genius, others become drawn-out and episodic in a not-so-good way. And I guess that that's to be expected when it comes to a story about two stoned idiots trying very hard not to get killed, but there are times when the storylines' excessive eccentricities actually work against the story itself, rather than for it. Although the first act brings some interesting themes and concepts to the viewers' mind, the plot then sort of degenerates into a crazy shoot'em'up. I mean, I'd seen the trailer and I'd known it was going to be a shoot'em'up, but the first act of the story also led me to believe that, just maybe, it would be a little more than that, too. Forget that.<br /><br />For those not quite following; the film of which I speak centers around a man named Dale Denton who ends up...well, I won't quite finish that sentence because I'm far too prone to giving away spoilers. Let's just say that both him and his friendly drug dealer end up on the run from both the criminal underworld and the local police.<br /><br />Insanity ensues, and it's not necessarily a bad kind of insanity either. It's just that it's the kind of insanity that doesn't really get anywhere. Think Monty Python, but without the irony and wit. You could say it all comes down to a lack of polish, but I think it goes deeper than that. Now, I can't necessarily know, but it seems almost like the writer had some kind of specific goal, but gave up halfway in favor of an obnoxious, open, and unfulfilling route. I have no particular quarrel with this movie, but I'm sure as heck not delighted with it. Moving on.<br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 180%;">6 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-62391125516490829492009-07-17T21:52:00.000-07:002010-03-02T12:36:28.562-08:00Movie Journal: High School Musical 3<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS_K36Iya4qxFxAFbqvfv17C92vumstV2zClRn6H63f3UR9FVBARPv5JgSTvfdSbPGqKU9O73a8kdv7KhjY6k2p1uxKCBqUqsApynb6rIdrqZfruPJLKqLW1mlin_Lu0BDXdkfWisYiJk/s1600-h/SALC_1243575956.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 294px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS_K36Iya4qxFxAFbqvfv17C92vumstV2zClRn6H63f3UR9FVBARPv5JgSTvfdSbPGqKU9O73a8kdv7KhjY6k2p1uxKCBqUqsApynb6rIdrqZfruPJLKqLW1mlin_Lu0BDXdkfWisYiJk/s400/SALC_1243575956.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359674774419896706" border="0" /></a><em>“Plot Synopsis: As seniors in high school, Troy and Gabriella struggle with the idea of being separated from one another as college approaches. Along with the rest of the Wildcats, they stage a spring musical to address their experiences, hopes and fears about their future.”</em> <p>I have something of a confession to make as a reviewer: I didn’t actually watch the whole film; even though I had very much resolved to do so ahead of time. It's just that when it came down to it, I really just couldn’t make it all the way through; it was too painful. And there’s a reason for that. If you wanna know a good part of why, here it is: the first act of High School Musical 3(the part that I watched) shuns every cherished principle known to man in terms of storytelling, and I mean that in the worst possible way.</p> <p>No, really. It doesn’t even bother to settle for cliches. The very first scene (the basketball game) just sort of plops you down in the middle of a “dramatic” situation and gets characters singing. In fact, this first scene has every characteristic of an event in a story’s third act. The only difference is that in this case there is no buildup, leaving viewers in a state of an utter lack of emotional engagement, but for the upbeat music pounding in the background the whole time. Yippee.</p> <p>My intentions of seeing the film from start to finish were further dissuaded by a complete and utter lack of antagonism. Everything was just so…happy. For the whole first act(and for all I know throughout the entire movie), nobody was at odds with one another, and no single person was frustrated or hurt. Also, there were no signs of impending doom or any such circumstances. In other words, there was little or no conflict. Who wants to watch a movie in which conflict, the very essence of drama, is completely foregone?</p><p>The result is a story that isn't truly a story, just a mish-mash of cliched characters moving from one predictable sequence of events to the next, none of which have any capacity to engross the viewer on the same levels that almost all other films easily can.<br /></p><p></p> <p>It may have only been the first twenty minutes, but if the writer that wrote the first act of the story – in which even the most basic and self-explanatory principles are in no way taken into account – also wrote the rest, I don’t really think I’m interested.</p> <p>The very fact the people actually get paid to write this mediocre dung is sickening to me, much less that people actually pay money to go and see it.</p><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">4 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-35917474209337305812009-07-15T11:46:00.000-07:002009-07-15T11:57:29.308-07:00Movie Journal: The Transporter<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic765eZQ0O_AfexzbJxZVlDAJDu-ITeBMzDqbD8vxtgvD0YpJhyphenhyphenz-q4s1QG5Huv1TN_FJSQI8PiTI6q06uX6lKLz2N46CE_ZnjZ2iEiP3gKDCU7-1Dh151sX4zvIoVNBN2iwbqbj3WKdk/s1600-h/transporter.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic765eZQ0O_AfexzbJxZVlDAJDu-ITeBMzDqbD8vxtgvD0YpJhyphenhyphenz-q4s1QG5Huv1TN_FJSQI8PiTI6q06uX6lKLz2N46CE_ZnjZ2iEiP3gKDCU7-1Dh151sX4zvIoVNBN2iwbqbj3WKdk/s400/transporter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358762880472844802" border="0" /></a>Imagine this: an ex-military man makes his living by providing the service of discrete, undercover transportation. For the right amount of money, he'll transport anything to wherever you need it, no questions asked. Things run smoothly until one day, when he notices his cargo wriggling around in the back. He opens up the bag to discover a bound and gagged woman who is struggling to get free.<br /><br />An intriguing idea, isn't it? I'll never tell what happens next; I've revealed far too much of the plot already. But just know that if the structural genius of the first and second acts doesn't win you over, the incredible, nonstop action that takes place throughout the third will. It's not a perfect movie, but at the same time you can't really go wrong with it.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">8 out of 10</span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-3903042024367909842009-07-06T23:33:00.000-07:002009-07-07T01:39:11.331-07:00Movie Journal: Desperado<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOkPHT1v3EI_zimiHMHYOZhmMeRf9NnikB73QqXJlHN1rmSXmFD7z-XrLvO0s5393vw-BdLkcohHeRU6IvAaKerLOH4a-unnm44AFszmDb1WlrRyUysBzK_hrStJGPIoeS8IQVyMlZ_Js/s1600-h/desperado.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOkPHT1v3EI_zimiHMHYOZhmMeRf9NnikB73QqXJlHN1rmSXmFD7z-XrLvO0s5393vw-BdLkcohHeRU6IvAaKerLOH4a-unnm44AFszmDb1WlrRyUysBzK_hrStJGPIoeS8IQVyMlZ_Js/s400/desperado.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355615365031904930" border="0" /></a>Desperado as a sequel, is both very satisfying and very disappointing. How can this be, you ask? It's simple, really.<br /><br />It's satisfying because, whether you've seen the original El Mariachi or otherwise, it's easy to be impressed by Antonio's Banderas' grand and believable performance. He's everything you'd imagine the character Mariachi would become after years out on the run and in search of revenge. In fact, every member of the cast is well chosen and contributes to the story's fun and charming feel.<br /><br />It's also satisfying due to it's cool, slick, action. The opening gunfight is quite honestly one of my more favorite scenes in film history in terms of style. As Banderas comes in through that door, long hair shadowing his face and a large guitar case in his hand, you know something extremely awesome is about to take place.<br /><br />Unfortunately, the film is also very disappointing, largely due to it's undeniably convoluted plot.<br /><br />The ending to El Mariachi positively screams, "SEQUEL!", which is a shame because it will never get one. Instead of picking up where the last movie leaves off, Desperado flashes forwards years and years into the future, where any interesting backstory we so much wanted to see about the events following El Mariachi are eluded to briefly but never shared. This defeats the whole point of what fans wanted a sequel for in the first place. In fact, what we have instead is a very generic revenge story that is not only cliched, but makes absolutely no sense, and because it makes no sense it's really hard to become engaged on an emotional level.<br /><br />Still, don't let a few shortcomings deter you from what is one of the coolest movies around. It could have been a lot cooler, but what's done is done, so enjoy what you've got.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">7 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-56298523511119838942009-07-03T22:23:00.001-07:002009-07-03T23:04:13.429-07:00Movie Journal: Fireproof<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRkkckovFr63RJ2w32-EtAOWj4yIRt8tGalTPXTzsLygezTUqQIRzR6QUTfv7kMU2-MRRgGFlUaHYjIZDU4Vm5bPcCf7gNCAdWBf17rE7ZlyA53K7EQc5W6CV8I3hX3byqH21tz4aNHlI/s1600-h/fireproof-poster-kirk-camer.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 273px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRkkckovFr63RJ2w32-EtAOWj4yIRt8tGalTPXTzsLygezTUqQIRzR6QUTfv7kMU2-MRRgGFlUaHYjIZDU4Vm5bPcCf7gNCAdWBf17rE7ZlyA53K7EQc5W6CV8I3hX3byqH21tz4aNHlI/s400/fireproof-poster-kirk-camer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354480110908051458" border="0" /></a>Fireproof is one of the very few romantic comedies out there with a plot that, instead of focusing on a particular couple and the circumstances of their coming together, instead revolves around a young and failing marriage, and the struggle of the two members of said marriage(and no, Fool's Gold most certainly does NOT count). The husband, Caleb, as strong and courageous a fireman he is, has steadily lost almost all interest in his wife, Catherine. And trust me when I say that it's worse than you think. The conflict between them builds to a vocal explosion on Caleb's part, leaving Catherine to draw away, her hope all but gone. It's at this point that she seeks out a lawyer for divorce, but not before Caleb's father and friends light a desire inside him to win her back.<br /><br />Let me pause for a moment here and just say that I really don't care what some people think about this low-budget film's average acting, partly because each actor did an absolutely unbelievable job considering that they were working for free, but also because, quite frankly, the writing, the part that really counts, is so often nothing less than sheer brilliance. Caleb, a Captain of his own fire station, is no stranger to challenge and competition, which is why it's so darn intriguing to watch him try and pursue his wife. Moments such as when he throws his computer out back and begins smashing it with a baseball in order to avoid his temptation of of pornography are not only cute and funny, but also impressively powerful.<br /><br />Also, in contrast to other such films, the Christian themes ACTUALLY suit the storyline, and bring depth and meaning to the plot in ways I had not previously been able to fathom.<br /><br />Sherwood Pictures has completely outdone themselves. In fact, if there's a movie to lead to the way for Christianity in the film industry, it's this one. Good Christian movies CAN be done, and this low-budget masterpiece is a true testament to that.<br /><br />And no, when I compliment the quality of this movie, I'm not just talking about the realm of budget films. This movie is much better than most romantic comedies I've seen this year, and far more enjoyable than Outlander(which is interesting, considering that Fireproof had approximately 1/97th of Outlander's budget).<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">8 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-13822438690825751502009-06-26T23:02:00.000-07:002009-06-26T23:41:21.816-07:00Movie Journal: Outlander<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXnE8yzl_C19cpJz8luUZ46ck5UrUvqH-jjsbUmlVGu9LOMMZgxz_14Yk0rlAgcT7igLOisomHu_kO_49oFZkPYktACv94WqUCu8L1Zqnr-gjpv4Ds_NtHu-FWoyArpbSwr0hSeo4PrKc/s1600-h/outlander.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 295px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXnE8yzl_C19cpJz8luUZ46ck5UrUvqH-jjsbUmlVGu9LOMMZgxz_14Yk0rlAgcT7igLOisomHu_kO_49oFZkPYktACv94WqUCu8L1Zqnr-gjpv4Ds_NtHu-FWoyArpbSwr0hSeo4PrKc/s400/outlander.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351893172294922722" border="0" /></a>Outlander's basic premise could well be described as such: Aliens meets E.T. meets Conan the Barbarian. Or something like that. Essentially, a humanoid alien(James Caveizel) crashlands on our Earth, accidentally bringing with him the last surviving member of a race of destruction-bent beasts called the Moorwen. The real twist is that these events take place during our Iron Age, and it's up to only the main character and a group of brutal vikings to put an end to the creature.<br /><br />Now that I've given you a picture of what the story is like, let me just cut to the chase. The plot structure of this film SUCKS. Big time. The pacing is pretty much horrible, and the subplot construction is even worse. If I may, I shall now illustrate my point with a tiny spoiler. In the film's introduction of the character Freya, she's shown arguing with her father because she doesn't want to marry Wulfric, who is heir to the throne. Not only is this kind of predicament totally cliched, but in the case of this story, it's also almost entirely irrelevent. The subject is not brought up at all except for in this one scene, and never again is Freya pressured to marry Wulfric. In other words, the movie introduces what should rightly be an element of conflict and antagonism, and then completely discards it.<br /><br />As you may have easily surmised by this point, anyone who tells you that this movie is a deep and exciting thrill ride is lying. In this case, no amount of flashy action scenes can make up for such a horrible plot. And even the action scenes themselves are pretty bad. And I mean it. This story offers no true thrill, exhileration, or insight. I only give it such a high rating because some of the visual effects were quite impressive considering the project's relatively low budget. Still, a couple minutes of good special effects is little compensation for two whole wasted hours of one's life.<br /><br /><span style="font-family: courier new;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">5 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-33153527738167371542009-06-24T00:16:00.000-07:002009-06-24T00:45:16.801-07:00Movie Journal: Battle Royale<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgua02YFTl4JFVHzq8Gsn8M3QGtKfT3_VlJy3e8nq7hDWoIpo_zGGsHOeMdAROE8rqe8Br-AyuCwTFjWjUwJ6xF1uB3MiQjGKrapzQxn0qjmY7bkGQkfbZ9hPUCAreKnrEeFsDgT2u_1mQ/s1600-h/09-07-battle-royale.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgua02YFTl4JFVHzq8Gsn8M3QGtKfT3_VlJy3e8nq7hDWoIpo_zGGsHOeMdAROE8rqe8Br-AyuCwTFjWjUwJ6xF1uB3MiQjGKrapzQxn0qjmY7bkGQkfbZ9hPUCAreKnrEeFsDgT2u_1mQ/s400/09-07-battle-royale.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350796685472087026" border="0" /></a>If they really end up remaking this Asian film in the United States(and there are those who plan to), Jack Johnson is going to physically explode. And by that, I mean that it would most likely be the most controversially violent movie in recent American history.<br /><br />Imagine this: in the near future, an act is passed that allows the military move teenagers to remote islands for the performance of what is called a "Battle Royale". In this mandatory game, an explosive collar is attached to every player's neck. If anyone attempts to leave the island, his/her collar will activate and blow. In addition, in three days time, unless there is only one player left standing, every single collar will go off.<br /><br />That is the premise to this absolutely nuts film. And I meant what I said about the violence. Each player is equipped with a random weapon in his bag. Sometimes it's an Uzi, sometimes it's a hand-grenade, sometimes it's a short sickle, and sometimes it's even a pot lid. In the case of one of the players, it turned out to be a Japanese fan. Another time, it was a container of poison. You get the idea.<br /><br />Are you getting the mental picture of forty teenagers all tracking each other down and killing each other in bizarre and twisted ways? I'm telling you, man, Jack Johnson would totally lose it.<br /><br />Of course, not everyone goes the route of death and destruction. Some commit suicide with their lovers, deciding that their not going to play this evil game. In contrast, one of the teens is a complete psycho, who wanted in the game in the first place. Some would normally not do these twisted things, but have grudges against other kids and feel justified under the circumstances. It's interesting to see how all the different characters respond to these bizarre events as they unfold.<br /><br />All in all, Battle Royale was much more deep and insightful than I expected it to be. It's not like I'd watch it over and over several times, like I would Nightmare Before Christmas. That would almost be psychotic. But it's still a very cool and unique film and I'm glad I had the opportunity to experience it.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">8 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-26620916671678118282009-06-22T18:53:00.000-07:002009-06-24T00:47:03.627-07:00Movie Journal: Bolt<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAtEToJyq1z4Nwm3XH4_nPkLarBEOFF55rEMV9VJULMuDh7ta8PEOTcgA_tsEK4RpG_2ZmapJ0Tecnd7Ajz0Wj30lRUnuUts8BAJ9nCdQoQizh-bQGNoAaoKyXyPfpJAsHVNOhpDtBLLs/s1600-h/Bolt-poster-final-fullsize.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAtEToJyq1z4Nwm3XH4_nPkLarBEOFF55rEMV9VJULMuDh7ta8PEOTcgA_tsEK4RpG_2ZmapJ0Tecnd7Ajz0Wj30lRUnuUts8BAJ9nCdQoQizh-bQGNoAaoKyXyPfpJAsHVNOhpDtBLLs/s400/Bolt-poster-final-fullsize.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350338633346345138" border="0" /></a>Plot synopsis: "The canine star of a fictional sci-fi/action show that believes his powers are real embarks on a cross country trek to save his co-star from a threat he believes is just as real."<br /><br />But don't be fooled. <span style="font-style: italic;">Bolt</span> isn't nearly as deep and interesting as the premise has led so many to believe. True, the first act is a lot of fun, and actually quite intriguing as well, but it all goes downhill at around the mid-act climax. Though it may proclaim itself to be different and unique, it's really just like every single other lost dog story you've ever seen, only with a few neat touches that soon lose their luster. Trust me when I say that you know exactly how this story is going to turn out.<br /><br />True, it's much more consistently entertaining than Meet The Robinsons. If anything, Disney's new model of shallow, goofy fun has been proficiently refined.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">7 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-9386793185216660842009-06-20T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-23T11:40:25.441-07:00Movie Journal: Kiss Of The Dragon<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPcD21dkvKfZJuuGbRdY8eoN-7DocMXBNw6FRWVf4hAIPRcs5I2SHm3VEScyVR9R6VW_qaw-167I6tWl48rCXZ4_pDvIiG9M4aUlGobi0GF1XnvbAQGg5-sHEisxIRdouQBJf6K7esEzo/s1600-h/kiss_of_the_dragon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPcD21dkvKfZJuuGbRdY8eoN-7DocMXBNw6FRWVf4hAIPRcs5I2SHm3VEScyVR9R6VW_qaw-167I6tWl48rCXZ4_pDvIiG9M4aUlGobi0GF1XnvbAQGg5-sHEisxIRdouQBJf6K7esEzo/s400/kiss_of_the_dragon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349304378863940994" border="0" /></a>What can I say? I mean, don't get me wrong. It's a good movie. It's got awesome action and some impressive actors. But let me say that it's really no wonder that Jet Li wants to quit with martial arts films. Shallow plot + badly cast leading lady + complete lack of a controlling idea = a movie I don't really want to see again any time soon. Not only that, but it's certainly not going to stick in my mind for very long. I just watched it an hour ago and I can already feel it fading, if you know what I mean.<br /><br />And yeah, I know that Luc Besson directed it. But if you're looking for some real Luc Besson awesomeness, just see District B13; it's about five times better. Or at least four times. Anyway, it's cool.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">6 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-24559726314765877562009-06-19T23:10:00.000-07:002009-07-23T10:17:29.068-07:00Movie Journal: The Nightmare Before Christmas<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPHAUD8gghXLvcCDBdyaJqFqkYFYUrkeUHlfeFZh81V4NGHL2ynSKKN1JvVry_z0Zs-KRnzAiTXLS0mkSgZbaPDa_CwxNGfuWQyfUvnw0KmaVDPIG-aKyyuVIvJU4hkdSMSRQjmZw2Gyk/s1600-h/nightmare_before_christmas_ver1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPHAUD8gghXLvcCDBdyaJqFqkYFYUrkeUHlfeFZh81V4NGHL2ynSKKN1JvVry_z0Zs-KRnzAiTXLS0mkSgZbaPDa_CwxNGfuWQyfUvnw0KmaVDPIG-aKyyuVIvJU4hkdSMSRQjmZw2Gyk/s400/nightmare_before_christmas_ver1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349298536838487186" border="0" /></a>Over the years, The Nightmare Before Christmas has developed something of a reputation among those who have not seen it. Many will say that it is "weird" and "freaky," and that may be true. But it's also a timeless classic, and a landmark in both musical and animated film.<br /><br />What an awesome premise, too. Think about it: what if there is a dimension in which there exists a land for each holiday, the inhabitants of which have to work constantly to bring that holiday about? What if the kings of each land have been running and supervising their designated holidays since the beginning of time? In this story, that's exactly the way it is for Jack, the Pumpkin King of the dark and graveyard-infested Halloweentown. Every year he makes Halloween happen. And he's getting tired of of it.<br /><br />While off on a thoughtful walk through Halloweentown's deep and dark forest, he happens upon a clearing containing a portal to each holiday's land. Drawn to Christmastown's door, Jack enters and is totally amazed by the bright and colorful world of Christmas. Still, as he returns and tries to describe the place to the inhabitants of Halloweentown, he finds that, well, he can't. His explanations are completely lost on his citizens, leaving him questioning whether what he experienced(the emotions, the sights, the sounds, the warmth inside) was truly real. And so, Jack begins to tirelessly conduct tests and experiments, none of which lead to a rational way of defining or explaining Christmas. This prompts him...<br /><br />Ah, what the heck is wrong with me? Off I go about the exceptionally intriguing plot and premise, yet at the same time I just about abuse one of the greatest things about the film: the music! Not only did Danny Elfman(who needs no introduction) both write and compose the score, but he also performs the powerfully emotional singing voice for the main character, Jack himself.<br /><br />Elfman's musical score grabs your attention instantly at the very beginning of the story, and doesn't let go until the end. Very few moments pass that are not carried by the emotion of Elfman's music, perfectly transitioning the storyline as it carries us from one scene to the next. There's not a dull moment in the entire plot.<br /><br />As for the animation, the majority of it is stop-motion, and is shot at 24 frames per second. This may seem a dated approach for an animated film, and it is. But if anything, this film's graphics only lend a more eerie feel to the story, with age. Hence my describing it as timeless.<br /><br />The Nightmare Before Christmas isn't just a "Christmas movie". It's a deep and fascinating tale that delves into the fact that there are some things in the universe you simply cannot reduce to explanations of scientific logic and reasoning. It's also a somewhat bittersweet story, because while we know that Jack finally gets the message of Christmas, he'll never truly be able to be a part of it, and express it purely; though he can try. Kind of like how us humans try, and yet even in some small way always fail. In a way, we're very much like Jack; dark and tainted, knowing only the world of Halloweentown and barely able to comprehend Christmasland. At the same time, we're given hope in the fact that we may yet someday experience it firsthand, kind of how Jack did.<br /><br />The result is a controlling idea that reflects meaning, and when it comes to film, that is true depth.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:courier new;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">10 out 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-67791475631177010122009-06-04T08:50:00.000-07:002009-06-19T23:09:48.347-07:00Movie Journal: Nausicaa Of The Valley Of Wind<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbp72Zfwb4gf7hLTr-35n78thEZE0q11uUyFte3cx-ja9WsCdsr5npgEh8DtxqZZMjOUBk5IDRHUs2eNPNaUDnbh4KcR1kcBwkM7TjvohKKzTqdlHqbafCfxHe2ok3_JOVSQTi1wou2Ic/s1600-h/pkus_nausicaa_f_z.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbp72Zfwb4gf7hLTr-35n78thEZE0q11uUyFte3cx-ja9WsCdsr5npgEh8DtxqZZMjOUBk5IDRHUs2eNPNaUDnbh4KcR1kcBwkM7TjvohKKzTqdlHqbafCfxHe2ok3_JOVSQTi1wou2Ic/s400/pkus_nausicaa_f_z.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349287949211106866" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: normal;font-size:100%;" >Kaze no tani no Naushika (or<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind) is an epic animated adventure, written and directed by none other than Hayao Miyazaki. Originally released in the year 1984, it's one of Miyazaki's oldest films, in addition to being one of his best.<br /></span><br />The story of Nausicaa gives us a glimpse of a future in which the world is slowly being overrun by a steadily spreading toxic forest. Some simply try to avoid it, while others are actively seeking ways to destroy. Unfortunately, every time an effort is made to burn a segment of the jungle to the ground, the giant insects within fly into a rage, killing everything within miles until they eventually starve and die, producing new spores that cause the forest to spread further. Eventually a nation of industrialism and war comes forward with a plan to dig up an ancient giant of fire that could potentially destroy the jungle altogether. Supposedly.<br /><br />This great story based on Hayao Miyazaki's own hit manga is not only epic in scope, but features rich characters and an exciting, action-oriented plot. Over all, it's certainly the best quality kid-centered action film there is. Next to Castle In The Sky, that is. In fact, in many ways, I probably prefer Nausicaa.<br /><br />This is just the kind of intelligent storytelling that young kids deserve. The environmentalist undertones are undeniable, but underneath that is a deep and gripping message about love and self-sacrifice, in cool and epic ways that most stories for kids cannot boast.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">9 out of 10</span></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-9823377901896397982009-05-26T10:17:00.000-07:002009-05-27T23:30:53.205-07:00Movie Journal: Labyrinth<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGRthtXfCmksz2gbXQhXMmdntzp__3y2Fab43xRXMXQZcLkV236Tu6lRtJOBuHx50Z4fIR0Fs63YlmydBdlNllR1BCERCZU7Y7Qz5yFynLUjX377DCmujmY5BvfIACI7gXjIP828PC8rE/s1600-h/835880~Labyrinth-Posters.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGRthtXfCmksz2gbXQhXMmdntzp__3y2Fab43xRXMXQZcLkV236Tu6lRtJOBuHx50Z4fIR0Fs63YlmydBdlNllR1BCERCZU7Y7Qz5yFynLUjX377DCmujmY5BvfIACI7gXjIP828PC8rE/s400/835880~Labyrinth-Posters.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340758399281282498" border="0" /></a>Labyrinth is yet another case of what I like to call a flawed masterpiece. While it has it's share of issues, certain subtle qualities retain it's "must-see" status.<br /><br />Directed and co-written by Jim Henson, Labyrinth tells the story of a teenage, overly dramatic girl(played by none other than Jennifer Connelly in one of her earliest roles). Once again, her parents force her to stay home and look after her baby brother while they enjoy a night out. Sarah takes it all a bit melodramatically, and in a fit of sad angst wishes that the goblins of the far castle would come and take the baby away, turning into a goblin and keeping him within the castle for all eternity. Apparently she didn't at first know that goblins actually existed, but it's too late now, isn't it?<br /><br />As you can imagine, when Sarah finds out that her wish has come true, she's quite dismayed. She pleads with none other than the Goblin King(played by none other than David Bowie) himself, who finally brings forth a proposal. Surrounding his castle is a gigantic labyrinth, which he himself built. If Sarah can solve it within the next few hours, before the designated time of her brother's transformation, they both can go free.<br /><br />As the story unfolds, Sarah works hard to navigate the Labyrinth while all around her Jim Henson's bizarre puppet creations come to life.<br /><br />While flawed in parts, and certainly showing it's age, Labyrinth contains too much genius to be overlooked. For many young kids, and anyone for that matter, Labyrinth is a very valuable story that should be mandatory viewing. Plus, it's just a ton of fun.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">7 out of 10</span><br /></span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-91411191218158523712009-05-25T15:42:00.000-07:002009-05-26T10:16:13.800-07:00Movie Journal: Say Anything<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdvMPQkhtFavzG0xCx7xh0UNfDqTH6G4-4Z-KefpQRhIH97u8e0XFB2UuBN3mMz3P5qG3rVKp9EsU01pjeiJZTWg_5AR34Ywn-sors73qIq587In9PV2rflK8Wa2s7t1L4LVw1AXeYWrE/s1600-h/say_anything_poster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdvMPQkhtFavzG0xCx7xh0UNfDqTH6G4-4Z-KefpQRhIH97u8e0XFB2UuBN3mMz3P5qG3rVKp9EsU01pjeiJZTWg_5AR34Ywn-sors73qIq587In9PV2rflK8Wa2s7t1L4LVw1AXeYWrE/s400/say_anything_poster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339899799655068226" border="0" /></a>Don't you just hate it when the title to a romantic comedy has almost nothing to do with the storyline?<br /><br />No matter. Say Anything may not make much sense as a movie title, but the content of the movie itself is superb. <br /><br />As for an idea of the plot, I think IMDb sums it up best: "A noble underachiever and a beautiful valedictorian fall in love the summer before she goes off to college."<br /><br />John Cusack stars in what is probably my favorite role of his, while Ione Skye perfectly portrays the smart and pretty yet unsure girl the main character is trying to win over.<br /><br />The characters are fun and the sheer complexity of the storyline is quite satisfactory. All in all, it's one of the greater and more moving of the teenage romances of the 1980's, despite some potential ethical issues concerning the very intimate relationship between the main characters. Don't let the unfortunately corny poster above deter you. For any fan of film, Say Anything is well worth your time.<br /><br /><span style=";font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">8 out of 10</span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-66652542033165382542009-05-25T15:17:00.000-07:002009-06-22T09:24:39.192-07:00Movie Journal: Blade II<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgidnyEmAEOC9Q9quVuHox8-xSFsFFTE5jkHtr9BMhguw708wdkWGkKJRRARLWfYx_yI_AmMSUECmBOskFWHavBHeu_rthkgARsERkKbw57Ea3fMRGvOeN0omLILd3ljeKiym_oN_DzIl0/s1600-h/Blade_II_movie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgidnyEmAEOC9Q9quVuHox8-xSFsFFTE5jkHtr9BMhguw708wdkWGkKJRRARLWfYx_yI_AmMSUECmBOskFWHavBHeu_rthkgARsERkKbw57Ea3fMRGvOeN0omLILd3ljeKiym_oN_DzIl0/s400/Blade_II_movie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339895180215507810" border="0" /></a>What possessed me, you might ask? Well, the first Blade wasn't entirely bad, and Del Toro directed this time around. How bad could it be?<br /><br />Actually, not that bad. Wesley Snipes again returns as Blade, a daywalking vampire who has taken it upon himself to track and kill other vampires. However, a rather interesting twist occurs when the vampires come to him for help hunting a new threat: a hybrid vampire that feeds off of other vampires. Normally, our hero wouldn't care, but it seems that as soon as all the vampires are gone these creatures will turn to the humans for food, resulting in a worldwide catastrophy.<br /><br />Blade agrees to group up with a special vampire ops team that has been training to kill him for years. They put aside their differences in order to rid the world of a common and much deadlier enemy.<br /><br />Blade II is almost monumentally better than the first, but it's almost even more shallow. Blade is an awesome character, and he does awesome things, but most everything else going on plot-wise leaves much to be desired.<br /><br /><span style=";font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">6 out of 10</span></span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302976335031961181.post-91205874879271500902009-05-16T22:59:00.000-07:002009-05-18T07:47:34.836-07:00Movie Journal: Spaceballs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioW9hdXII1wYVjq22PeP2tDW5x3qhPslHCUn9gy1pHJjS8b9e-JXsT4K5bCKp-mGbRpZfgLQl_DQfNcopwR5nveRsqhOKOSaEGX0Hh2OBMt4r_JUAE6C7aiZwmDSX9PVW10_dFSH6d6Eo/s1600-h/spaceballs_355x497.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioW9hdXII1wYVjq22PeP2tDW5x3qhPslHCUn9gy1pHJjS8b9e-JXsT4K5bCKp-mGbRpZfgLQl_DQfNcopwR5nveRsqhOKOSaEGX0Hh2OBMt4r_JUAE6C7aiZwmDSX9PVW10_dFSH6d6Eo/s400/spaceballs_355x497.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336671845086042370" border="0" /></a>When it comes to comedic spoof and parody, who can forget Mel Brooks? He created several undeniably hysterical films in his time, such as History Of The World Part 1 and Young Frankenstein. And Spaceballs.<br /><br />Of all of Brooks' works, Spaceballs is almost certainly the most popular. Also, it's probably the cheesiest. In this galactic adventure just about every major space-related franchise is almost utterly humiliated, from Star Wars to Planet of the Apes, to even Alien. Shamelessly, too. Still, Spaceballs isn't trying to hurt anyone, it's just trying to share a little fun, and in that it succeeds.<br /><br />True: it's extremely and unbelievably cheesy. But maybe that's what makes it so memeorable in the first place.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:courier new;font-size:180%;" >8 out of 10</span>Jakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08128596161487930591noreply@blogger.com0